Boobaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Pinner

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML
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Tripartita 44

I wonder if he'll ever propose to you after doing that. The staff would be so confused.

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lexiieeex3 32

I feel ya, people think my 12-year-old sister and I are twins when we go out in public together. I'm 20.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Trust me... You will reap the benefits later in life.

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aprilmay1991 2

That's hilarious people think I'm 15 and I'm actually 21

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Tannasgh 22

Some of us find small breasts very appealing on women.

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batmanfredi 13

Oh lord, if you find a few, send them my way because you will not BELIEVE how many arguments I've gotten in With past boyfriends Over them making jokes about my lack of bust

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Tannasgh 22

I believe it's a maturity thing. When men to be look at breasts it's strictly from a selfish point of view. Some of us realize as we get older that they are there to give you pleasure and in that, size isn't as important as paying attention to what makes the lady feel good. This will change but some men never outgrow big breast immaturity. If the give you pleasure then be happy and enjoy.

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hshaneberger 14

It sounds to me like you need a new boyfriend if he does this often

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batmanfredi 13

I feel you girl! It seems like the first thing anyone sees is your chest, even my closest friends never fail to hurt my feelings over being flat chested.

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derpman123 17

until he gives you a long passionate kiss while leaving....

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sassykhakis 6

Well I must say it is a rather fine way of saving money

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DeathAngelsKiss 12

I've never dealt with that before, but being told you look older is not a big cup of tea either. When I was twelve, people thought I was 16. And now being 17 people think I'm 20+. You may think it's awesome but it's really not when creepy mid 20 to mid thirty year old men start hitting on you cuz they think you're their age...

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paris_ava 24

im the exact opposit! when i was in 7th grade, whenever my age had to be reccorded, people mistook me for being a 17year old. but such is life

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derpyshy 16

I'm in my late-20s and I still get carded everywhere. On the bright side, we won't look our age as we get older.

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