Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Pinner, United Kingdom
Boobaloo
Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML
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Tripartita 45
I wonder if he'll ever propose to you after doing that. The staff would be so confused.
lexiieeex3 32
I feel ya, people think my 12-year-old sister and I are twins when we go out in public together. I'm 20.
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420west 4
dump his insensitive ass lol.
screamviolenc3 19
I'm torn between thinking he's an ass for doing that or that is genius lol
Stuby14 19
I moderated this to go through just so I could tell you to leave him.
SecundusSecunda 27
Maybe I interpreted the FML wrong, but it seems to me as if OP is bothered by her appearance, and not her boyfriend.
Stuby14 19
Seems as though the boyfriend doesn't understand that what he's doing will only hurt OPs self confidence.
WinterChild 20
I still get ID'd at the movies and I'm 25. I feel your pain.
andrmac 25
Next time he asks for oral tell him that's not on the children's menu! JK if it really bothers you talk to him communication is key.
Severefear 7
Maybe he's using the money you both are saving to buy a ring?
fwongraven 10
Wow. That is a stretch.
darshini_ii 24
I'm flat chested too and I know how it feels. Don't dwell on it too much OP.
worldclassrager 41
How would this make a difference? Is it something in the UK that's US doesn't have
DoomedGemini 38
Usually 12 and under children are cheaper than an adult. And yes, this is in the US too.
ummwhat792 8
When I'm working people will ask me if its legal for someone like me to be working. I'm 20
Xaian1 17
That's cute, ngl. :)