Boobaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Pinner

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML
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Tripartita 44

I wonder if he'll ever propose to you after doing that. The staff would be so confused.

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lexiieeex3 32

I feel ya, people think my 12-year-old sister and I are twins when we go out in public together. I'm 20.

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screamviolenc3 19

I'm torn between thinking he's an ass for doing that or that is genius lol

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Stuby14 19

I moderated this to go through just so I could tell you to leave him.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Maybe I interpreted the FML wrong, but it seems to me as if OP is bothered by her appearance, and not her boyfriend.

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Stuby14 19

Seems as though the boyfriend doesn't understand that what he's doing will only hurt OPs self confidence.

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WinterChild 20

I still get ID'd at the movies and I'm 25. I feel your pain.

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andrmac 25

Next time he asks for oral tell him that's not on the children's menu! JK if it really bothers you talk to him communication is key.

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Severefear 7

Maybe he's using the money you both are saving to buy a ring?

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darshini_ii 24

I'm flat chested too and I know how it feels. Don't dwell on it too much OP.

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worldclassrager 39

How would this make a difference? Is it something in the UK that's US doesn't have

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DoomedGemini 37

Usually 12 and under children are cheaper than an adult. And yes, this is in the US too.

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ummwhat792 8

When I'm working people will ask me if its legal for someone like me to be working. I'm 20

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