Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
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Today, I bought some cheap panties from a local store. They were great, so I ordered two dozen more, from the store’s website. Turns out the size L from the internet is just about the same as the size S from the local store. They told me that I couldn't expect different colors to be the same size. Go figure. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, I received a package and excitedly tore it open. It was a specific dress I'd rush-ordered for an upcoming special event, but the company had sent me a size meant for a toddler. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I know my clothing size and the clothes I buy usually fit me. Except for underwear. How come women’s panties always seem to be at least one size smaller than advertised? FML
Today, after I ordered a pair of "one size fits all" leggings from a sketchy online store, they arrived. I eagerly tried them on only to discover they fit… but only one leg. Now, I’m stuck with what looks like a bizarre spandex leg warmer. The company doesn’t accept returns. FML
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Top comments
kindasortayeah 25
I'm not sure if you're complaining about the size of the panties, or the style. Either way, as long as they fit and are comfortable this shouldn't be a problem. Just an optimistic view point.
quickit 24
All is well that ends well?
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Comments (44)
gobiteme2 34
This sounds like an FML from Jan on XL pajamas that were to big, but seemed to fit just fine. Just own it.
ontheFLY4 25
It could be worse, what if they had been adult diapers? Although I suppose that it "depends" on your opinion.
awkwardloveannie 28
the ones on the model may have looked insanely cute but you have to keep in mind she was probably a size small and if you ordered them in size large or xl the print and design would be distorted
Skinyrd 17
Maybe she isn't a big girl. Maybe she just has a nice ass.
1dvos_grl3 21
That's why I get mine at the store..
munchly 17
lol that happens to me all the time! In every type of clothing too >.
Boren 11
Well you have two options at this point, do something, or do nothing, tomorrow will get here regardless of your choice. should you decide to do something there's an awesome free app called pump up that I use for workouts and support.
Pat5519 14
That sucks
mikbrooke 25
why are a lot of the people commenting assuming the OP needs to lose weight? have none of you ever tried on something that says its your size, but looks way too big or too small, and it ends up fitting you fine? i know i definitely have.
ChristinePi 36
Doesn't every girl have two kinds of panties? Sexy and comfortable.