Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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ScaryyMary 14
Funny, I heard blow jobs gave you minerals that were good for your teeth... I figured someone who likes to suck things so much wouldn't have a problem like this...
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Unless he's gay, I don't really think he'd be giving free ******** often...
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Comments (67)
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
and you wouldn't have noticed when your tooth started hurting?
miss2kute31 0
How did your tooth break from chewing on a pen? Wtf was the pen made up of? Concrete?
cameron_natasha 0
wouldn't that hurt? you would think you would at least feel something. and if you felt something wrong with your tooth, you would do more then just "casually look" to see what was the matter... either way YDI for chewing on pens xD
raiders110 0
gahh awkwardddd.
XxTooCoolxX 0
"All I want for Christmas"
OctoberRainfall 13
My reaction: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
insanelyXnikki 18
Damn how hard were you chewing on that thing??
BShek 12
I've heard the best thing to do if it is only a break in the tooth and not the nerve ISO place it back and hold it there. The tooth may re link.
NanoSounds 8
YDI, don't chew on pens. Chew on gum or something that's made to go into your mouth