Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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ScaryyMary 14
Funny, I heard blow jobs gave you minerals that were good for your teeth... I figured someone who likes to suck things so much wouldn't have a problem like this...
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Unless he's gay, I don't really think he'd be giving free ******** often...
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Comments (67)
bosshaug 0
Call 228-236-6903
purplepickle 0
that happened to me too!! and i eat healthy and drink milk every day. Just for the record. except i crashed into my sister but my front tooth broke. right now its been in a temporary thing for ages and its yellower than all my other teeth and bigger. But soon i'm getting a crown for it which will look more real, but seriously i don't mean to scare you but FYL because its a LOT of trouble to go through!!
purplepickle 0
hopefully i won't have to get a root canal though :)
fakepolice 0
Deja FAKE!!!
michaelcarell 0
well you're dumb
jessxoxo28 5
ew, stop chewing on ur pen
ilikeu12 0
hmmm lots of fmls about pens today.
livebetter 0
There was one just like this the other day - about biting an apple I think.
zee209 0
It really sucks that you lost the tooth. But who cares if your classmates saw it? You should be caring about getting it fixed instead.
ajwoowa 0
happened to me once but my pen exploded in my mouth and ink was everywhere it totally sucked
FAKEstfu 0
Would in be fair to say you think your teacher is hot?