Awkward and Love: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

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At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

Comments

SmokeDD 2

Monday 22 June 2015 15:38

I'd say.. What is stopping you? He allready knows you're beautiful on the "inside"..

colinabi 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:37

He had to see what was under the hood first before he went all in.

Funnybennysadben 11

Tuesday 5 July 2016 15:57

Well at least he or she knows yah inside and out

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