Awkward and Love: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 4 614

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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You deserved it 31 722

By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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You deserved it 107

By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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You deserved it 3 895

By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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You deserved it 2 362

Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 232

By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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You deserved it 2 645

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 853

You deserved it 153

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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You deserved it 3 237

Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 426

You deserved it 4 620

purpleturtle16 20

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

TheComedyAudio 29

Tuesday 5 August 2014 10:56

At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

Comments

maggiefox 25

Saturday 9 August 2014 9:28

Guess you won't have to pay him to look at your vag now

lolwut_pear 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 17:12

He knows you inside out!

dstluke 7

Tuesday 12 August 2014 7:42

at least it's not new territory.

marinewife01 16

Friday 15 August 2014 23:48

At least he/she knows what you look like down there! No surprises! Lol

odod777 28

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:36

At least you don't have to fake doctor and patient...

lilroughneck501 4

Monday 25 August 2014 7:07

at least he's got a job and a PhD

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 13:46

Well I guess that awkward naked part is outta the equation

knuhpeeg82 2

Friday 12 September 2014 1:45

SWEET...... he should be VERY familiar with the lay of the land!

GNoftie 3

Tuesday 9 December 2014 4:53

Atleast there's no surprises when it comes to sex!

DiamondGirl18 12

Friday 5 June 2015 14:11

Is he at least hot? And the problem is, he should kno where all your sweet spots are!

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