Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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Top comments

helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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Comments

jamnglamgirlie 17

I get gassy when I'm nervous too. Don't feel ashamed.: (

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misspulkadot24 17

I love how all of the comments above are silly puns and jokes, and yours is all sad and realistic. It's so cute in a TMI way.

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buddy51 23

C'mon, OP, just tell her it's the Trumpet of Gassy Love blowing her a flatulent welcome into your life!! Fart proudly, OP, fart proudly and tell her she opens all your sphincters with her beauty!!

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AngrySailor 17

Trumpet of gassy love, or a rusty trombone...?

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buddy51 23

The brown from OP's trumpet isn't from rust.......

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PenguinBitch 43

Peter: “The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas. Love the gas Meg! LOVE IT!”

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BadApple88 29

Just tell her she makes you nervous because she is so beautiful. Girls love that shit lol

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TheLittleBear 19

Love is in the air! Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Love is in theeee aiiiir!

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KinkyCurly 13

There's something fishy about this fml.

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Opheliae 22

I think you mean something SMELLS fishy about this FML...

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tegraturbo2000 15

if op was a guy how would anything smell fishy -_-

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kievking 14

That wasn't as gassed up as it was ment to be.

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