Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 109
You deserved it 12 276

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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

SmallyBigs 9

Little do you guys know that this FML was written by a dog

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

OP's ass just wanted a piece of that action

OP, breaking wind and ice in one blow.

#11 is M. Night Shyamalan.

K410 18

Was this FML Written by Peter Griffin? :p

Lol that's hot!

R. Kelly pees on girls he likes. I think it's a sign of endearment when you let your bowels go for a girl. Go you, OP!! What a romantic!

PterodactylMan 23

You might be shit out of luck on this one too OP

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

cottoncandymango 17

I'm sure she was blown away.

you beat me to that comment. Damn!

Hey you're pretty... *farts* OH GOD, who did that!?! O.o

That wasn't the smartest pick-up line to begin with...

If she was that hot you were really just adding gas to the fire.

Bodies have a way of acting up at the worst possible times. Don't let it get you down. Go for it, my friend.

Yeah especially on dates. Word of advice: bring a book of matches with you on a date and when you feel the cloud knocking on the back door go to the restroom, let er rip, then light a match to burn away the hazardous fumes...Not that I would know anything about the subject...

46, I'm getting the feeling you also dont know anything on the subject of dating.

pazuzus_intern 10

THANK YOU 54

I'd be pretty damn impressed if my date managed to reheat his meal with his own lit fart.

CaiDog 20

Maybe you'll 'blow her away!'

expertsmilee 26

Just how fart would you go to re-do that first impression?

The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.

Tigerblossom 19

You started off well.... You just need to work on the ending. I hope she just laughed it off because embarrassing things happen to everyone!

Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!