By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis
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Bodies have a way of acting up at the worst possible times. Don't let it get you down. Go for it, my friend.
Yeah especially on dates. Word of advice: bring a book of matches with you on a date and when you feel the cloud knocking on the back door go to the restroom, let er rip, then light a match to burn away the hazardous fumes...Not that I would know anything about the subject...