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Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

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elizzcbs13 0

awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!

hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.

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you're cool, captain! to me!

sandwichman1796 0

did this happen to b at water country, in NH??

tessababy 0

ohmygod. that sucks!

Richard_F 0

you were doing your job, good work.

wat a b*lls**t fml. you better wear speedos at work to make up for wasting my time

He was an axxhole, which is unfortunate because OP definitely did the right thing here. When you think someone is in a life-threatening situation, you don't stop to think, "Gee, maybe he only has one arm which he waves for whatever reason, and..."

rockediny 0

waaaaa he yelled at u

dude i think i saw this. noahs ark. somebody was assisted in the wave pool and i saw a guy with one arm. crazy

tyler_420 0

Sucks you had to jump in for no reason.

awwee poorr kidd. and at least you attempted to help the kidd. (: