GuardOtto
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Baywatch
Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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elizzcbs13 0
awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!
TheBanjoHero1 0
hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.
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Sniper3000 0
wow this is fake. i have seen an fml similar to this b4
5t3ff1k4h 47
Auto correct is also telling me that lifeguarding isn't a word.
confusey 2
Aww fyl. But better safe than sorry! I know how tough being a lifeguard is and how much pressure is put on you, so gj for actually paying attention unlike many others :)
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
wow i bet you have a lot of awkward feelings right now
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pendatik, don't suck him. You'll catch all his STDs!
brt1396 0
Well at least you tried. most lifeguards don't do anything. my one friend almost drown in a wave pool and the lifeguards were yelling at her to get off the latter.
sickshoes12 0
haha I life guard but haha that sucks
5t3ff1k4h 47
Apparently, pendatik's got the STD's too. You know, since captain happens to be friends with benefits with half the world. :/ You guys are gay lovers, no?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Exactly. You've had sex with captain! But if you aren't gay, then I guess that just means you're bumped back down to friends with benefits. Damn, and I thought there was something special with you!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh, and for the record, call me Steph. It's easier than typing a bunch of letters and numbers ;D