GuardOtto
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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elizzcbs13 0
awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!
TheBanjoHero1 0
hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.
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QueenCrunch 0
"Who appeared to be drowning" What was he doing that you couldn't see if the man had two arms? Anyway, that's pretty funny.
justsayfuck 5
Probably moving his one arm a lot, to compensate for the other. Which is most likely why it seemed the man was drowning. And OP, you did the only thing you could do as a lifeguard, don't take it personally:)
jess522 4
At least you take your job seriously op. I would want a lifeguard to be overly cautious then one who isn't.
osirisfrost 0
don't take it to heart- you did well.
s89gtr89 0
OMG! hahaha, you dont even know how hard i was laughing. but its good you went out to save him b/c what if he actually WAS drowning. good job :) (no sarcasm intended) lol.)
s89gtr89 0
alot of people, retard.
Person1233 13
Don't worry OP! Chances are, his life sucks a lot more than yours. You should have retorted: I have two hands to ********** with, ha!
Steplo 5
You were just doing your job. What if someone really was drowning and all you thought was "nah, it's probably some one armed guy flailing around in the pool."
radkelsie24 0
That is odd. Fyl for not knowing he only had one arm and Fhl for having one arm.
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI.... and nobody start hatin' on my comment
s89gtr89 0
you all can go die in a hole....
illmatic2 16
Why?!? what did we do?
elizzcbs13 0
what a cute puppy!
s89gtr89 0
#61 nothing. i just have a certain hatred towards all people ;) lol
Spastastic 6
My dad puts bird seed on the ground specifically for the squirrels. ...Well, originally the squirrels. We now get birds, squirrels, chipmunks, groundhogs, rabbits, and deer, all at the birdfeeder.
s89gtr89 0
#102 your my new friend :) lol!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My neighbors never throw old food away; they put it in the woods for the groundhogs. -.- I wasn't convinced we had groundhogs till I saw one the size of a beaver out there. I guess they're too fat and lazy to actually dig underground. In other news: Mmm, waffles.
Spastastic 6
Groundhogs may be fat, but they can run oddly fast -- it's really funny, they waddle...
s89gtr89 0
the only time i see ground hogs are on the road....smashed, the lottery and punksatauney phil. lol
s89gtr89 0
#102 i mean certain as in a 'special' hatred.