GuardOtto
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Baywatch
Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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elizzcbs13 0
awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!
TheBanjoHero1 0
hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.
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Comments (141)
zach55 0
WHO THE HELL WOULD GO IN A WAVE POOL IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE ARM????
illmatic2 16
Someone who is good at swimming with one arm. It's obviously not impossible.
zach55 0
WHO THE HELL GOES IN A WAVE POOL IF THEY ONLY HAVE ONE ARM????
mrmaks18 7
op great job I am writing to the baywatch set straight away
jameses19 0
I actually just read an article on yahoo about people drowning and how you don't scream bc of lack of oxygen to the lungs an you don't flail your arms instead you try to push down with your arms to propel yourself out of the water. they said it looks nothing like you would think it would and it doesn't look anything like they portray in the movies.
eaglesrule96 0
just doin your job
lindseytaylor201 0
hey your just a lifeguard doing his job... something someone I know should be doing.
JamieRKO 0
LOL. Well, at least you still tried to do your job. Can't ask for more than that.
ucanhascheezburg 0
I bet he'd give his right arm for you not to that.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who says his right arm isn't the one he's already missing?
ucanhascheezburg 0
I do.
5t3ff1k4h 47
where in the FML does it say he cried?
XZero_fml 0
someone let Tommy lee jones know that we found the one armed man!!