Poopoo peepee and Kids: Bathroom menace

Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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Losing my mind

By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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You deserved it 581

By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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You deserved it 3 887

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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You deserved it 3 830

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:13

Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

georgie2486 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

Comments

eddles 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:54

hey #88 I love kids and want to have a good amount when I'm alittle older so watch wat ya say

amauer 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:00

hahaha thats awkward!!

ZielZone 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:23

FAIL ... Is this the best you have??? Or were you lonely for attention??

doglover100 28

Monday 24 February 2014 17:48

I'd feel violated a little.

whatthefhumanity 7

Tuesday 13 May 2014 15:32

If her mother doesn't shout at her and make sure she never peeks in a toilet stall again, you should.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:05

I hope her mother yelled at her.

afrostybird 25

Monday 13 July 2015 15:39

Kids hey

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 2 October 2015 12:29

And her mother didn't do anything to her? This reminds me of a time where I took my brother to a nature center, I stepped into the bathroom to wash my hands, there was somebody in there using it when a bunch of kids from a party show up. One of them looks under the stall to see the guy using it and says something like "There's a guy in here", and pretty soon, every kid ducks under the stall just to look at him. And the worst part, there was an adult there that was supervising them.