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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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deadangel_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 20:06

First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.

TheVerne 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:10

I do things like that all the time. At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.

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paleknight47 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:26

It's happened to all of he LOL

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Sunday 7 June 2009 6:03

ROFLOL!!!!

ziqi92 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:06

threw urself against a wall...lol, i'd be jumping on the spot screaming like a little girl. i hate spiders just as much

cherrycream 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:34

LMAOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FREAKING FUNNY I LOLED IN REAL LIFE

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:08

Winner.

regalitofatal 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:26

hahahaha i cracked up

kathira120 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:20

Oh, don 't worry about it lol it happens to me all the time 8) Thats what happens when you have long dark hair haha =P

LifeInTheShadows 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:59

but spiders are cute...=(

Simreet2008 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:08

LOL that was so funny

katrinaa_13 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:24

ROFFLLL, kinda just made my day. :)

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