Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Barbie squeaks - FML

Barbie squeaks

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Ruschlikon

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Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML

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RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 4 January 2016 0:58

Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 January 2016 0:57

This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.

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siriusjones 6

Monday 11 January 2016 1:18

A little lube will stop that.

SiraSiemens 21

Friday 22 April 2016 12:32

for some reason this sounds arousing to me. anyway don't take it personally, he probably has reasons why its creepy to him, why not ask him? also yeah you need to accomodate for his needs too

xaddrus 17

Friday 25 August 2023 3:45

tell bro to stop grunting or being silent.

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