Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ruschlikon, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Barbie squeaks
Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML
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RebeccaRFT 18
Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.
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siriusjones 6
A little lube will stop that.
SiraSiemens 21
for some reason this sounds arousing to me. anyway don't take it personally, he probably has reasons why its creepy to him, why not ask him? also yeah you need to accomodate for his needs too
xaddrus 17
tell bro to stop grunting or being silent.