Barbie squeaks

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Ruschlikon

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Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 519
You deserved it 4 674

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Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.

This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.

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Maybe it reminds him of something... Are you his first (human) girlfriend?

On the one hand, I can understand him complaining. On the other... it's not so easy to control your "music of the night", and he should be prepared to cope if needed.

I hope he didn't meant that squeaky screaming chicken toy.

... Try changing to "bwaa-haaa" noises instead... (or maybe wear a clown mask ... :)

Now you should buy a squeaky toy so next time you can mess with him

Well, moaning like a fucktard **** star will eventually creep any guy or woman out. If you moan like that because you don't like it then quit and tell him you don't like it. Moan like a normal woman. Shit!

missnuthin 10

Maybe he was a jerk about how he told you, it's hard to read that sort of thing from just an FML. But it's a good thing he communicated the issue to you. That's important stuff, communication.

Tell him you'll check out Groupon or seek out a tutor to correct the problem...or...just make nice, get on your knees, and tell him his member should stifle the squeak.

a lot of inflatables have that issue. it's bit your fault. it's a defect in your new funbags.