Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ruschlikon, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Barbie squeaks
Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML
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RebeccaRFT 18
Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.
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Comments (43)
yniguez09 14
At least he's honest.
PhoenixChick 26
That is a unique and kinda adorable problem. I hope you find a middle ground!
HeatherCorinne 14
You should probably get it under control if you want the relationship to last
dragoongirl90 34
Sounds like you should find someone who isn't creeped out by sex with you.
pyronexus 12
He's not creeped out by sex WITH her. Just some of the noises she makes. Which can probably be easily controlled.
JohnnyGoRunning 1
Don't wax, shaven or waxed women squeak sometimes, even if it isnt a full wax there is still some squeaking
lanai80 24
Dump his ass.
wrongmove 11
While I enjoy my partner making sounds of pleasure I think squeaky toy is not what I have in mind. I think you may be or perhaps be related to a former neighbour of mine... Woman woke me up more than once sounding like that during sex.
mrsmikelowrey 15
If you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to deal with the fact that you might have to change your game. I've had to tell partners to change stuff they did in the bedroom. Partners have had to tell me to change things. Be an adult about it.
Dune1988 18
If I was making a girl squeak I think that would just make me happy. Confident like I'm doing a good job. I'd be so happy with myself.
gam3bust3r 12
Communication is the best lubrication!