Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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a_cassie 4

that's kind of awkward

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desser627 0

take a shower then, ya dirty hoe! haha, just kidding, head and shoulders should help with that problem.

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sweetangelgal 3

hehehehe lol lmao

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barbiekid542 0

lmao! wash your hair. fhl.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Dandruff doesn't always happen with a dirty scalp, you know. Sometimes it can happen when it's over-cleaned.

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briidontgive_ 0

Well then its her fault for not using head and shoulders or selsun blue every other day.

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oglefro 6

I would quit and give him blue balls. or said he had a really small dick that hurts the soul of all men or when you have sex say is it in yet

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covertsnake 0

tell him to let u know before he climaxes, then point it at his face

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man_in_black08 28

why r ppl so shameless on here.. no one wants to hear ur private life or u giving a ******** or sometthing... thts a lil too much info.. unless u like the attention, then YDI

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TraceCase_ 19

Sure they do! You can keep whatever level of anonymity you so choose when you post so who cares? Don't read them if you're offended. I find it entertaining and comforting to know that embarrassing shit happens to other people too.

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MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

that's like the whole premise of fml man…

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BoxxedSanity 2

Because this is intimacy section of FML. you are supposed to put stuff like this here. If you are going to bitch about this stuff then don't read FML.

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kss_ga_champ5408 1

you suck. literally.

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