Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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Same thing different taste

Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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You deserved it 138

Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 294

By Stoopiddogbot - 12/02/2013 13:18 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 245

Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 9 January 2016 19:57

Well at least someone was happy

LilMissCanadian 22

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:00

FYL, that must have been awful to see. YDI to your dog when he gets fat.

Comments

abnormaalz 7

Saturday 9 January 2016 22:40

well, he must really like them if he ate almost all of them! Now lets hope he doesn't gets sick/fat...

analbeadlicker 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 22:46

Ermagherd, I'm sincerely sorry for your loss

Jirekianu2 19

Saturday 9 January 2016 23:34

YDI for not putting them in a safe and secure place. you're lucky the dog didn't get sick.

thisguy22 33

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:49

At least he left a few for you...

crazydragon42 10

Sunday 10 January 2016 1:30

rip doggy

samlovesham1234 9

Sunday 10 January 2016 2:08

Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!

Zarcissa 34

Sunday 10 January 2016 2:39

I'm surprised at both the FML and the comments. Don't you people train your puppies to not take anything from a counter, etc? My mom once left a dog treat on a chair with the intention of giving it to our dog as she went out but got called to help a neighbor instead. When she returned the treat was still there and the dog was looking at it like "Can I have that?" My mom was honestly surprised that our dog hadn't taken it - shows how well she obeys her training. :)

geekpower_fml 28

Monday 11 January 2016 4:06

Even if trained, dogs will do what they know is wrong when we aren't looking. Depends on how food motivated the dog is.

my_dog_is_better 19

Sunday 10 January 2016 5:05

I thought it said cannabis rolls for some reason and I got really worried for your dog

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 10 January 2016 5:13

No, those are for a different party.

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:25

YDI for leaving food out where your dog can reach it. FYL because sometimes people forget things, and that would've sucked.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 10 January 2016 7:10

I hate when my dog does this stuff. But I just have to learn to keep stuff out of her reach and keep her in her crate while I'm gone. And she eats like I haven't fed her in years!