Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
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swaneh 0
Your mom rocks. ;)
alexFYL 11
OMG Was this at the Seacrest (sp?) Theatre? Holy crap someone else lives in this piece of shit town AND has the internet (hicks here don't know how to use the internet...)
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Comments (54)
higurashil0v3 0
everyone loves a nice looking, butt! xDDDD
rite2salas 0
why is this a fml? Ydt
Mata_Hari 0
It probably wouldn't have helped if you had gone along and said, "Hot damn!" Good thing you didn't, I would've. YDI.
taytay09 0
i dont see how this is a FML....why should you care what other people think? "OMG!!! EVERYONE HEARD MY MOM SAY THE PRINCE HAS WELL DEFINED BUTT CHEEKS! WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO!" geez. everyone else was probably thinking the same thing. :) YDI for caring what people think.
MetalCraze 11
Who says that about their son? creepy
f_my_flip_life 5
It wasn't about her son, but about the dancer on stage.
dyld921 2
The dancer isn't her son, idiot.
schwinn11 0
You should take your mom to a male review, it sounds like she would really enjoy herself.
razz122 5
get over it.
bubblybrooke 12
ick that sucks, my mum took me to see new moon and started spazzing when Jacob did his strip tease thing.... eww.
thighsofglory 0
I see now why she doesn't mind that you're a tramp.
musicislife1995_fml 0
OH NOEEZZ! the people around you heard something funny that they probably agreed with!! you're life really sucks :( mainly because you have an epic sense of humour failure
numen 0
greaaat. Me, I watched recently Nutcracker ballet with a bit too much modernized music (it was mostly like polyphonic midi ringtones...). My sis was great in it, but otherwise...