Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I simply can’t understand my professor’s incredibly thick accent. When I asked if anyone else in class was having trouble, they accused me of being a racist ass. I genuinely have no idea what he’s saying, and no one will share notes with me. Lectures are mandatory. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.
illabye 0
It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao
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Comments (88)
marinus_fml 20
Almost as bad as my prof that used to wear his watch halfway up his arm. Actually, I think your prof is worse now that I think about it.
ColtsDoug18 0
I had a teacher like that too! It always seems like he's trying to seduce you...
mnmolino 14
Showing off his sucking skills
graham11 14
34- umm how about not..
naedangerdavey 0
Jeremy Clarkson on top gear does this too
swag521 0
That's strange I hope you can concentrate
ifuckmonsters 5
You should develop some weird talking habit when you're talking to him. Maybe he'll get the hint.
iiNommBaconz 0
Just stare at him with the widest eyes you could possibly make and when he asks you why you are staring just say.. *shhk* I don't know *shhk*. Lol
hateevryone 15
umm you need to be focusing on your work. lol
SummerFever 8
Did you even comprehend the second part of this FML?
TipOfTheHat 10
Leave a note on his desk before class so he doesn't see who it's from! It should say "please stop sucking your teeth, although we appreciate the cleanliness, we don't appreciate the sound, thanks kindly, the class"
MrSexyPants 14
Some professors are crazy. The whole class could get in trouble, resulting in OP having to 'fess up (maybe). :(
xxtb0 0
mmmmm (:
himoonkey 8
Wow, he sucks