is there a environmental scientist in the house?
Walnut Creek, United States
Alexa, play "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode
Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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vadim14 3
Dumbass
feldco1 17
Hmm interesting coincidence but ydi for lying.
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Redlawnchair 9
I read up until "bullshitted" then hit YDI.
angelofmusic113 9
...And that's why you shouldn't lie.
buddy51 23
OP- I don't have to be a scientist to know that your intimate life environment is going to suffer a global lie-induced drought.... Next time, tell the truth- women will like you better if you do. Not that much, but a little better than if you're a transparently moronic spewer of untruth.....
ThatsFkdUp 4
Good job.
Attica 20
Didn't you learn anything from George pretending to be a marine biologist on Seinfeld?
trueblue170 13
I clicked "you deserve it" as soon as I read the first sentence. -_-
Sugarita 7
Oooooo you are in trouble :D better be honest then being fake
qwerty___89 6
Because being yourself is too unimpressive?
Kangamoo 4
That's what you get for taking notes from Barney Stinson, plan doesn't always work out bro.
spliit_fml 8
You deserved it for lying! Next time just be yourself -_- that's of you get anymore dates