is there a environmental scientist in the house?
Walnut Creek, United States
Alexa, play "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode
Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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vadim14 3
Dumbass
feldco1 17
Hmm interesting coincidence but ydi for lying.
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Bicko2004 25
You're so busted!
Jessj958 19
I understand the first date thing, but isn't profession one of the things you talk about with someone before going on a date? Most people know that type of stuff before going on a date with someone.
buddy51 23
Well, OP, maybe you can lie your way out of this pickle- just tell her that you said you're an Enviro-Mental Scientist and that your field of study is how mental midgets in certain environments totally exaggerate their achievements in order to try in vain to impress women- Tell her she's actually a subject in your study and that you're keenly interested in her response to your total bull hockey.... Maybe that will work?
RedPillSucks 31
Ooooooh! ohhhhh! I'ma write this down.... *fully focused writing face, tongue slightly out of corner of mouth* Enviro- what, now???
AgentSmith79 9
The fact that you can't get laid without lying to a chick speaks volumes about how ****** up and shitty you are as a person. FML for listening to you bitch about your own stupidity.
doumtabarnack 12
Had you been a real enviro scientist, you would've gotten into her pants!
DasHaas 9
Next time, instead of pretending to be somebody, try actually being somebody :)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
never lie about things you can't do
whY402Jay 12
Talk about GMO, geoengineering, and HAARP. Then tell them what you think about Al Gore and global warming.
martinez121797 15
Wow
vbmg152 18
You so deserve it! Haven't you ever seen Seinfeld? George pretends to be a Marine Biologist, then has to rescue a whale!