Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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Top comments
DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
RndmMagician 0
Dude.... Idk what to say to that
Chamelionsun 0
That's messed up. For one you shouldn't have "made" your gf cancel her b-day plans, and for two you should be happy she's alive. Geez what a douche.
Zebidee 9
You have a zombie grandma?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Dagnabbit! That's exactly what I was thinking.
Zebidee 9
Oh! Or Grandma could have been setting up for the best prank of all time, where she 'appears' at the foot of OP's bed every night!! Maybe she could walk through the house every so often while the rest of the family pretends they can't see her...
hazardoussmiles9 22
YDI for making your girlfriend cancel her party.
perdix 31
You ought to give Grandma five bucks or so for helping you pull off that ruse so you could weasel out of getting your girlfriend an expensive birthday gift. Don't worry, Grandma's going to peg out any day now, so you are going to get your five bucks back pretty soon. Genius!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
See OP? Perdix has the right idea! Look on the bright side!
llamagangster 0
Ahaha you are so sick
enoughgrace 4
Next time they tell you your grandmother is dead you'll probably laugh at it like its a joke...
elizabeth705 0
what would your grandma dying have anything to do with HER party?? and ydi for not checking your facts.
DocBastard 40
Your grandmother is alive, and you missed a date? Oh my god, your world is crumbling! Boo ******* hoo, you schmuck. No matter the circumstance behind the misunderstanding, you should be happy about it rather than crying about it here. You won't get sympathy here because you don't deserve any. ******* whiny brat.
BayBeezy 0
amen !!
InsaneGenius 0
I know you feel like shit for making your girlfriend cancel her shindig, and you should. Why would you do that? You are selfish! It would've been something to cheer you up during your mourning too. Again, you are selfish; be happy she didn't dump you.