Love: A for effort - FML

A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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bradwould 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:31

why you complaining. he's romantic lol

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 13:11

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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studtween 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:30

its the thought that counts

SleptWithYoMomma 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:57

thats the most romantic thing i have ever heard of. . you just dont understand his artistic view point

Maravilla4 1

Monday 17 January 2011 17:04

Hahaha, at least he's thinking of u

faniilein 0

Monday 17 January 2011 17:32

hahahahah thats f*cking Funny :)

zombiegurl101 4

Monday 17 January 2011 17:47

o.O

xXSerpentXx 0

Monday 17 January 2011 17:56

Well at least he thought of you! It's the thought that counts. I'd be in shock if any of the boyfriends I've had EVER sent me a heart shaped anything...

yesiyes 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:30

awww how CUTE!!<3

princessbits 17

Monday 17 January 2011 19:51

That's so romantic!

Donkeydick360 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:42

In the butt

ryanst 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:50

What what.

alittlesubhuman 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:22

how romantic xD

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