A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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IneffableLullaby 13

Your boyfriend has an odd way of showing his affection and adoration for you. Well, at least he shows he cares. :)

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Claireplane 0

This is awesome. I would piss myself from laughing so hard if my boyfriend did this to me.

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vegan_muffin 5

My question is: did he poop in a heart shape on purpose? Or did he just happen to notice his poop came out like a heart and thought of you?

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scarecrow96797 2

nothing says "I love you", like heart shaped poo ;P He's a keeper

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Abbyrox2019 0

That's kinda cute but hopefully he didn't shape it like that

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ckjacques53198 0

That takes some skill

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doryoku 7

lmaooo awwwh at least he tried tuh be sweet :) unlike other people..........

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