Love: A for effort - FML

A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 156

You deserved it 6 439

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

bradwould 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:31

why you complaining. he's romantic lol

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 13:11

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

Comments

jamjelly386 5

Monday 17 January 2011 14:27

He is simply expressing his love for you, just in a hilarious manner.

topha 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:32

that's hilarious take a joke

toelie 25

Monday 17 January 2011 14:34

Girls these days.. Wouldn't know a romantic gesture if it hit them in the face..

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 January 2011 17:22

I don't think anyone wants to get hit in the face with heart-shaped poo.

toelie 25

Monday 17 January 2011 17:39

I'm sure there are some people out there who would love to be hit in the face with any shape of poo.

Hidan_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:48

Sounds like a shitty situation. Dump him. He's done dumping today.

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:03

Aww that's sweet

pfunk129 1

Monday 17 January 2011 15:04

he's a keeper

Alanah101 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:41

That's disgusting. But, for guys that's romance.

Alanah101 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:47

*for some guys that's romance. Don't know where the edit button went. lol.

sircyrelle 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:54

Wow!

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 16:01

My shitty Valentine Sweet fecal Valentine You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favorite work of fart.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 January 2011 17:24

Who thumbs down this? I thought it was romantically sentimental. Just like the heart-shaped poo. Totally appropriate

Helloworlds_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:10

YDI for having a "crappy" boyfriend.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Keywords

Health Relatable Public freakouts Music Scams Geek Poopoo peepee Jewelry Awkward Bikes Cops Transportation Family Kids Fight Miscellaneous AITA Mother in law Social Media Love Relationship advice Art Work Students Birds Sleep Animals Noise Mental health Contraception

The Top

Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 513

You deserved it 2 171

Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 732

You deserved it 489

The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 252

You deserved it 335

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 959

You deserved it 14 555

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 963

You deserved it 3 552

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 253

You deserved it 15 459

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 476

You deserved it 59 758

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 958

You deserved it 4 004