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Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

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On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

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Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

#3 - On 01/28/2014 at 1:10pm by rg350dx

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that must be pretty ruff

#2 - On 01/28/2014 at 1:09pm by Aky0n

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