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Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35516) - you deserved it (2518)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

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Find some old pictures of your dog and prepare your lawyer!

#3 - On 07/05/2012 at 5:03pm by KBeatz

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Dear lord. I am so sorry OP.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 5:03pm by lcemaster

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