Nearly FMLs

By R.I.P. - 28/07/2022 07:11

Today, at 10 days ahead of travelling nine hours to a small town to attend a cousin's wedding, that wedding was cancelled because there is an increase in Covid infections. My cousin's mother-in-law died of Covid this morning. FML

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By Stephen Tse - 26/07/2022 18:16

Today, I farted I was working out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 06:37 - Italy

Today, like any other day, I'm here on Fml to spend hours reading about everybody's shitty life, just to avoid thinking about mine and feel less lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 13:10 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had nothing to do, so I searched in Google what to do, which lead me into this website. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 02:08 - United States - Gladwyne

Today, and for years previous, my country is sliding headfirst towards becoming a Christian right-wing fascist dystopia, and I’m too poor to move away and powerless to do jack shit about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 07:36

Today, I woke up with no rights to my body, and my prescription for birth control has been canceled by my insurance. Thanks SCOTUS. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 07:09

Today, the world has gone to shit. I am waiting for the end of the world to come and I hope it's soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 07:22

Today, the guy I have been in love with for 6 months went on a date with my friend. FML

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By russian - 02/05/2022 07:31

Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML

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By Andy - 15/04/2022 08:04

Today, I got home from hospital after the apprentice on his first day shot me in the penis with a nail gun and I almost bled to death in the ambulance. And yes, I'm aware I "got nailed real good," so I'm hoping you can come up with a better joke than that Mr RichardPencil. I'm looking forward to it! FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2022 07:29

Today, my mom called me and asked if I had seen her phone recently because she couldn't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 08:23

Today, I tried submitting an FML to FML, but it never got posted. FML

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By dummy - 07/04/2022 06:59

Today, I realised it would be more fun to live in my online zombie game than in my real train wreck of a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 05:40

Today, I tried to give my daughter the sex talk, since she’s going to high school in September. I ended up learning a few things from her instead, and I’m married, with three kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:49

Today, my mother always mistakes my birthday with my sister's birthday. I'm 31 years old. FML

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By Fernando - 07/03/2022 06:36

Today, I planted some herbs in my indoor garden. 11th time's a charm. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 06:19

Today, I woke up to the news that Russia has invaded Ukraine and started dropping bombs. Here comes World War Three. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2022 01:11 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I was living at his house and he kicked me out with no where to go. I found a resort to stay in but who knows how long I’ll be here. He won’t talk to me at all. FML

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By Zac - 22/02/2022 07:38

Today, I just spent the last two weeks staying up late and getting up early to cheer the women's US hockey team, just to watch them lose the gold to a team that has a turkey's butt for a logo. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 07:00

Today, I learned that the only thing worse than having Covid is having Covid with horrible period cramps. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2022 00:58 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my dad said he wants me to get married when I'm 19. There is no way I'm getting married, and I'm so close to running away. FML

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By Nobody really gives a fuck about my birthday anyway. - 19/02/2022 07:17

Today, I'm spending my birthday alone at home because of the Omicron outbreak. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 07:18

Today, the girl I grew up with all the way to college, the one I hated, the one who always beat me up, the one I used to insult daily, the one I only spent time with because we had a friend in common, I asked her to marry me and she said yes. Guess love really is similar to hate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 07:21

Today, I tested positive for covid. I have my finals in a week. FML

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By jay1998 - 12/02/2022 06:53

Today, like every other day, I was disappointed to wake up. I have nothing to look forward to in this life. No friends no social network. Just loneliness. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 00:52 - United States - Verona

Today, I once again broke wind as I bent over to lift the toilet seat up. As I turn around and sit down, I nearly kill myself with my own toxic clouds. I don't know what I ate that caused this. FML

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By ShowingItOff - 10/02/2022 08:10

Today, I realised all of the jewellery by boyfriend has bought me for birthdays, Christmases and anniversaries all had gems cut and set in the shape of vaginas. FML

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By needahobby - 06/02/2022 07:21

Today, I realized I've been on the FML site so long the "random" entries are starting to repeat. I need a hobby or get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 07:08

Today, I accidentally used the toothbrush I use to clean my bathroom sink with for my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2022 00:42 - United States - Storm Lake

Today, I have finally admitted to myself that I like country music. #honkytonkwoman. FML

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Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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Today, I intended on making a dramatic exit after arguing with my boss. I grabbed my coat, stormed out of the office, and slammed the door behind me. Or at least I tried to. The door has a hydraulic hinge, so it closed in slow motion while everyone who had heard the argument watched in silence. FML

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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML

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