Today, oh my god I swear I feel like I am the most dumbest person...

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2022 07:54

Today, oh my god I swear I feel like I am the most dumbest person from people not understanding me. I think sometimes I feel smart and everyone else is dumb. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 21 December 2022 23:40

Don't worry, buddy. There's 8 billion of us on this planet. You're in good company with the other dumbasses.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 21 December 2022 23:40

Don't worry, buddy. There's 8 billion of us on this planet. You're in good company with the other dumbasses.

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