Work: Today, I was really excited to finally get accepted for a job... - FML

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By CreeptacularBaitApparently - 06/05/2016 14:17 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was really excited to finally get accepted for a job after months of trying and my boyfriend hounding me about it. When I told him the good news he said "That's great. It won't help us financially, but at least it's something for you to do. I might get work done now with you gone." FML

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