Work: Today, my favorite sub place was having $1 subs, so on my lunch...

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By I_just_wanted_a_sub - 22/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my favorite sub place was having $1 subs, so on my lunch break I went. I knew I was going to be late getting back to work so I sped back. That $1 sub ended up costing me over $200 in a speeding ticket and a write up. FML

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