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Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41397) - you deserved it (3415)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

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Sounds like her brain is water logged. Don't hold your breath and dive into the deep end with this one, dangerous and annoying waters.

#1 - On 07/15/2014 at 3:24am by Wizardo

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Honestly, what else could she have expected from a swim instructor? It's not like you're gonna purposely drown the kid, sheesh.

#4 - On 07/15/2014 at 3:26am by VengeanceChicken

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