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Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20911) - you deserved it (3853)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

#4 - On 03/23/2012 at 8:58pm by pinkcrayola

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De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

#9 - On 03/23/2012 at 9:03pm by rubberduckie94

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