Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
by arthur / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
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Boss "Why aren't you at work?"
OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus."
*OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door*
Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month"
Have fun OP.
#25 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:47am by Savra
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She's a dumbass.
#4 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:21am by JenDanielle917
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