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Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (2522)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Boss "Why aren't you at work?"
OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus."

*OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door*

Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month"

Have fun OP.

#25 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:47am by Savra

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She's a dumbass.

#4 - On 11/19/2011 at 10:21am by JenDanielle917

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