Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, at work while everyone else was at lunch, my boss's sister-in-law called. Realizing I was manning the phones alone, she immediately asked, "Oh, is everyone of importance gone to lunch?" FML
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Savra_fml 17
Boss "Why aren't you at work?" OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus." *OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door* Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month" Have fun OP.
npnptracking 7
*facepalm*
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Comments (66)
AthleticSwaqq 8
Haha, wow. O.o come on.... I moderated some really good ones.. Well better than this one. This isn't actually and FML moment... -.-
Miss_Attitude96 24
You just blend in with the background. Like a chameleon. O.o
Ikickmidgets 11
file a harassment complaint, they'll never forget you again.
ItsTheKing 10
Ok. In that case I'll file a harassment complaint every time someone forgets my name.
Liimitless 6
Grab a megaphone an shout right into her ear
peptidoglycan 4
Grab her in the butt every morning so she knows you're there.
FrancisMX3 6
And then OP's boss would ask him why he was still working there.
Savra_fml 17
Boss "Why aren't you at work?" OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus." *OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door* Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month" Have fun OP.
ScarletBloom 14
Horrible boss! Get her ass on fire.
xXxAPersonxXx 6
You want OP to but their boss ass on fire?
Ferretface 13
kinky.
perdix 29
Maybe you should submit an FML about that.
perdix 29
Too subtle?
vitaldisplay 0
Slap your boss for me please. Cause that's just dumb
fishbrain16_fml 0
not that big of a deal really
pwnman 33
True, as long as he didn't get fired. Not a big deal