Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
by mike / 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm / United States / Work
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And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
#3 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:06pm by HomeAl0ne
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Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison.
Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
#11 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm by perdix
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