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Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML


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On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)

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A roach! OMG. ok I got this, I'll press the panic button instead of stepping on it!

#6 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:11am by Iamnotmyself

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What a pansy. Seriously, if you are an insectophobic, then just cower in the corner.

#9 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:16am by Lulblast

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