Halotus goes blind
By samadams42 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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