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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

39%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

5%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

9%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

80%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

23%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

19%

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Geminifinger's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dieders / Monday 21 November 2016 06:34 / United Kingdom

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 1 October 2016 09:00 / Australia - Tennyson

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By b.fritz - / Saturday 24 September 2016 10:02 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it