By mind your own business - 05/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

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Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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Dammit, where's my eye bleach?

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

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So she'd either be extra disappointed that his anus was currently obstructed, or unfazed by the whole thing if she wanted to be on the receiving end.

Dammit, where's my eye bleach?

You're the Sewage King! You thrive on this sort of thing.

for best results you should taste it first just to make sure it is'nt expired.

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Could've fooled me.

#3 You literally have 6 words (in the comment)

Then why bother commenting?

Don't get too butt hurt about it!

Thanks for that mental image.

Somehow my breakfast looked more delicious before I have read this FML and got this mental image.

No more dynamite tacos for you

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She was just stating the facts man.

She was doing her job, if anything it would be professional.

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

There were butts i guess!

Hemorrhoids suck a lot. In any case, I wouldn't worry too much about the nurse, she's probably seen way worse things than a giant hemorrhoid.