By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista
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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista
By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
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By brianfantana32 - 12/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Spokane
This. This is more of a morality issue than a legal issue. I didn't take it word for word (even though that's hard to do since it's a video game and not a book), I just used the concept.
By humorizer - 12/09/2012 08:44 - United States - Mansfield
^ Yard sale. My parents always complain that I hoard too much junk (they never get the idea behind why I have so many different controllers for my NES, SNES, Genesis, N64, Wii, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, etc)... and demand that I throw away all the controllers and only keep "one or two since that's all you need". And don't get me started on chargers... they think all I need is one single charger to take care of my multitude of laptops and game consoles and cameras... So when they see a 'worthless picture frame' (which I believe had an image of the Bronte sisters as the default on the lock screen the last time I saw it), they think they're doing me a favor by getting me money by selling a 'picture frame [I] just leave laying around on the floor'.
By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights
By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Scarborough
Well, they aren't really liked in the family and I think that its both really rude and sad of them to try and piggy-back their special occasions with mine. My sister in-law and her fiancee got engaged in the waiting room while I was in ACTIVE labour with my daughter and got pissed off that everyone wasn't falling over themselves to congratulate them.