By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Maddy_moore's favorite FMLs
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By jada - 04/01/2012 23:29 - United States
Surprise!
By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France
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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern
GET UP
By hottygirl905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By Magicgwen - 26/04/2012 20:45 - France - Paris
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By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
BloodFaerie tells us more.
OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland
By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg
In Canada you need a gun licence to own firearms. To actually carry one you need to qualify annually with your company and they apply for your ATC (authorization to carry) I requalified in August and reminded my manager in September. He forgot to apply for my ATC. Nothing I could do to prevent this.