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By StarWarsGeek - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By StarWarsGeek - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.
By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff
By ali456 - 01/12/2013 15:16 - United Kingdom - Dudley
For those who are saying what he did was 'quite fishy', I have to agree. His excuse was, and I quote, "I only realised I had to pick you up half way through the journey, and there was no point turning back". I'm currently not speaking to him, for pretty obvious reasons, and he's now staying at his parents house. The reason I 'normally wouldn't have minded' is because if I wasn't pregnant, and if it wasn't raining, I easily could've caught the bus or walked home and sorted him out afterwards! He is also friends with his ex, and I've met her and spoken to her on quite casual terms before. And for the people who called me a 'chump' and said that I 'shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place', thank you - I'll keep it in mind for next time!
By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke
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By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 07:38 - United States - Pleasanton
What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D