The 1970s called…
By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook
By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview
By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth
By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia
By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark
By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria
By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46
By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco
By bradix1186 - 21/02/2015 18:00 - Philippines - Kidapawan
Hello everyone. I never thought it would get published. I sort of just powered up my computer and felt I had to vent here after it happened. But it's okay though. I'm used to the bickering comments I receive. But I refuse to concede to the negative effects that come with it; I'm a happy person. To those who are sympathetic to what I have, I'm forever grateful while I also am but all sympathetic to those who are not.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener
By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31
By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 07:45 - United States - Hatfield
By xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy
By Like mother like daughter - 24/02/2015 22:25 - United States - Aurora
By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States
By Spike2013 - 25/02/2015 05:57 - Canada - Thompson
Hey, OP here. I was on the road, the other driver was exiting the parking lot and pulled out directly in front of me. I hit the drivers side front fender and door on her car. I had no time to stop. Fortunately for her, I was well under the speed limit otherwise it would have been a lot worse. The police said she was 100% at fault because she didn't make sure it was safe to proceed.
By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 11:51 - United Kingdom
By mags89 - 25/02/2015 14:18 - United States
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D