By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Pelfic's favorite FMLs
What a Q-tip
By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch
Sexy time
By Msmerfner - 03/08/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet
By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag
Freakout
By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States
Keep cool
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera
kenbez123 tells us more.
By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing
YayItsYasmine tells us more.
Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.
By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland
By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States
By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel
By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney
By sirradel - 19/08/2013 23:15 - United States
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OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.
Unexpected arousal
By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By ImTheD0ct0r - 20/09/2013 04:37 - United States
ImTheD0ct0r tells us more.
Hey op here. I loved all the comments. They were really funny. And I did throw away the lingerie. The worst part was it was my favorite pair so I was sad I had to throw it away.
By pancakelicious - 04/10/2013 11:16 - New Zealand
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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.
Hey there!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham
By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris
By littlekellilee - 07/10/2013 16:20 - Canada - Fredericton
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Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.