Axelle_fml

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Verified
You are certified FML now
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

82%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

4%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

6%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

52%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

26%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%

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Old lady hotline

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fml9124 - / Monday 2 November 2020 08:08 /

Life is unfair…

Today, I was caught up in an armed robbery and after talking to the cops, my boss cut my pay for being 2 hours late. After I trudged home and told my parents, they are now forcing me to sleep in a tent in the garden, just in case the robber gave me COVID. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 November 2020 07:08 / United Kingdom

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Thursday 16 July 2015 22:21 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it