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By Swivel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Singapore
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By Swivel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Singapore
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This is the poster, and actually I had bought him a promise ring on valentines day. He used the box I gave him....I just thought. I might have been getting one in return. And no, I am not materialistic or ungrateful, and I know he can afford it. Just got my hopes up. If he had JUST given me the ring, it would have been great.